U.S. attacks Libya
Much like the quake in Japan, this wasn't something I could ignore. Additionally, I'm in the U.S. Army right now. Obama said he wasn't going to send ground troops... but he's the President! He can (and has!!) change his mind whenever he pleases. Obviously, I'll be keeping a VERY close eye on this one.
Woman impaled by toilet paper holder
I'll leave the jokes to you. Snrk!!